 
Name: Kevyn Burger
Hometown: Jackson, Ohio
Been with FM107 since: March, 2003
What is your role at FM107?: Mid-morning dominatrix
What do you wish your role was at FM107?: This is plenty
Share a favorite FM107 moment: It was at the State Fair. A fancy breed of French cow was on display in the cattle barn. The cow's handlers brought her to our broadcast spot to be on the show with me. I was on the air, standing in front of the stage chatting up the handler when Madame Cow decided she had had enough. Her big brown eyes widened in fear and she leaped onto the stage. Her handler grabbed the rope and tried to gain control. The cow leaped off the stage. Meanwhile, our audience, seated in lawn chairs and watching the show, figured this was all part of the script and watched intently. I was terrified, because I had a sense that this animal was terrified, out of control, and weighed over a
thousand pounds--a trifecta that could lead to panic and Big Trouble. I imagined a stampede as the wild cow stomped through our set. I kept talking,
kept calm, urged the audience to give her room and silently prayed that the handler would be able to reassert his authority. Fortunately, the cow went
docile and disaster was averted. Man, did I ever pit out over that one!
Share some behind the scenes FM107 gossip: About once a week, Donny Love eats sardines at his desk. He has taken advice about the importance of regular fish consumption to heart.
List all of the "hats" you wear in your current life: Mother, wife, sister, aunt, daughter, friend, volunteer, student, chauffeur, chef, dominatrix (that hat is SCARY!)
Describe any past fashion fads that you at the time embraced but now regret: My many perms from the 80's. Dear Lord!
Name a television character past or present that best describes your personality: I'm one half Elaine Benez (from Seinfeld) and one half Carol Brady
What's your favorite comfort food?: Soup
If there was an FM107 reality show who would get kicked out of the house first?: Me
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes. It's happened to me--twice. I believe in love at first sight when it comes to houses. Two different times I have been in the market for a new house and fell in love as soon as I walked int. In both cases, I wound up buying the house. I also fell in love at first sight with each of my children. Love at first sight between a woman and a man--don't buy it. Lust, yeah. Love--not so much.
First celebrity crush: John Lennon
Latest celebrity crush: George Clooney
Name another person on this earth you would love to trade places with for a day (and why): I'd like to be my own 18 year old daughter. I'd understand her better if we could do the 'Freaky Friday' kind of body trade. I'd like to truly understand how it feels to come of age in this time. And I'd love to know what it feels like to walk around with slender thighs!
Name the last good movie you saw: Paris, Je T'aime
Name the last good book you read: Bag Lady by Sandra Benitez
What TV show(s) are you currently hooked on?: Grey's Anatomy, The Daily Show
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